I thought I would do another round of the crazy stuff that’s in the news. You can check out my original Synopsis of the News too.
Justin Bieber claims to have been offered a role. My inbox was stuffed with articles about Justin Bieber being in the movie, I only read one article before I realized Bieber is a hard limit.
Chelsea Handler is going to write a spoof about the books. This is apparently big news but since… I have no idea who she is so I’m not sure why.
E L James didn’t mention a screenwriter on Katie Couric, so obviously they must already have one, and a full script to go with it! Well there goes my theory about Emma Watson’s comments meaning nothing since there isn’t a script to see. (She’s been saying that she’s flattered but hasn’t scene a script yet)
Miley Cyrus has kinky sex with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, it’s not the Christian Grey type of kinky, they like to do it in weird places. TMI!
There is a group of people who think Fifty Shades of Grey is about a pedophile. I’m embarrassed to say I read enough to know that it’s because Ana is written like a teenager. I’m even more embarrassed that I took the time to mention this in a blog post.
Rob Pattinson joked about being offended that E L James said she doesn’t want him (because of Twilight) in the movie. Too bad she didn’t actually say that.
Kristen Stewart is now saying she wants to be in the movie. Really? After all these months and her bad reading from the book. And after E L James apparently said she didn’t want her or Rob?
J K Rowling said she isn’t interested in reading Fifty Shades of Grey. Yea, like the mother of Harry Potter was going to admit to that publicly!
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