According to an article on FoxNew.com, the London Fire Brigade has seen a rise in calls for people trapped in handcuffs and certain objects stuck on the “pleasure bits”>
I will let you all in on a little secret…If I am ever stuck in cuffs (unless being arrested of course), I will 1) Make sure that I have a spare set of keys close by that I can reach easily, and 2) Call Crissy to the rescue with a spare set of keys.
If I have cuffs on because for some insane reason I am under arrest, I will call Crissy, who I’m sure will listen to what I have to say, maybe laugh, most likely get angry, then proceed to either hang up on me or talk to the arresting officer to ensure I am made as uncomfortable as possible.
You’re laughing now, but I assure you, it’s no laughing matter. Please people, if you are trying new things, you must make sure you are safe. Do you want to be that person who has to have someone from emergency services come into your house and free you!
That would be mortifying! What say you? What would you do in these instances? Would you call 911 or whatever emergency number is for your area? Or do you have someone you trust to come and help?
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